Food decomposers

Was making some garlic bread for my bros earlier today... they really can eat... only juz had dinner like 3 hrs ago yet they both finished one entire extra large loaf of bread... even if its really nice oso no need like that eat one right... haha... lol... they really can eat man... no wonder all the food in my house disappear at such amazing rate... worse of all, with each slice they ate, they announced that one guinea pig died... gosh... how many do I have at home? haha...